REALEST zodiac sign stuff
  • Aries: self-centred competitive cunts but still sweet
  • Taurus: nice as heck but dont show much emotions and eat a way too much
  • Gemini: smooth lunatic manipulative assholes but geniuses
  • Cancer: dependant, emotionally unstable lullabies and probably the nicest persons you know
  • Leo: most generous and selfish at the same time attention whores
  • Virgo: steady fuckers that probably have an OCD
  • Libra: double-faced childish bitches but they know how to look good tho
  • Scorpio: paranoid psychos that think about dry humping all day long
  • Sagittarius: funny but rude, one night stands big winner
  • Capricorn: cold-hearted motherfuckers without any social skills
  • Aquarius: weird hipsters that always try to sound deep and different but VERY open-minded
  • Pisces: sensible compulsive liars, daydreamers and super gentle but hypocrites

kushandwizdom:

Everything Love

sassings:

wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying

joecroucher:

Balloons are so weird… “happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath”

(Source: glam0r0us-indie-rockandroll)

asspunker:

LETS GET HIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!grades

netflixz:

driving past your old elementary school likeimage

(Source: netflixz)

nosdrinker:

*steps out onto balcony* where are my fans at

kushandwizdom:

Everything Love

idcau:

if you stare at me in public my self esteem will drop 100%


(Source: pinkmanjesse)

  • me: home alone yes time to fuck shit up and be rebellious
  • me: uses computer without headphones

cartel:

What if everything was just a bad dream and you wake up to a perfect life

breakinq:

following back tons

(Source: helveticas)

kushandwizdom:

ThisLoveQuote

ven0moth:

if you rip my headphones out of my ears ill rip your heart out of your chest